I have a brother
and his name is Jeff
sometimes he is
a really big mess
he hasn’t always
made the best of decisions
guess that’s why
he wound up in prison
got out
and worked in
Cedar Isle’s kitchen
but right now his whereabouts are unknown
and every once in a while
he calls us up on the phone
and he let’s us know that he’s doing okay
and he really can’t wait til his next payday
and he really has
so much to say
He has become
such a unique poet
and has a nack for
really showing it
Jeffrey used to
always like to wake and bake
and he has a really cool cd i like
by cake
and i’d bet $400 bucks
he could drink you
under the table
sometimes
his balance is
unstable
but Jeff is
a good brother
and i love him so
and he has lots of
really weird places to go
He’s kind of a gin & tonic man
and I’m almost sure
he might have some masterplan
occasionally he will jam
some old school Tupac
but really you know that
he’s just so
punk rock
and he has a great recipe
for mushroom tea
last summer he finally got to see the sea
Yes he’s only three years older than me
But I know that he’s got some good
tricks up his
sleeve
And Jeffrey
likes to read books
that are fiction
But I can’t believe
he’s never seen
Jane’s Addiction
From William S. Burroughs
to Jack Kerouac
Jeff was once known
to shoot some smack
it almost gave our Mom
a heart attack
but without a doubt
he’s a really cool cat
bless his heart
he used to hang out
with Steph
he used to hang out
with Pete
But now he usually kicks it
down on
6TH Street
Jeff has been charged
several times
and had to pay some
really big fines
He used to drink
lots of Mickey’s
and always wore
those baggy
Dickie’s
if you’re at the bar
order plenty
He introduced me
to some Hank the 3RD
and a little bit of
Sublime
now I jam them
all the time
if you’ve already
met Jeff
then you already
know he’ll be there
through
the rain or snow
if you get to
meet
my brother
you’ll see that he’s
a cool mother fucker!!!
To my dearest brother Jeff
I love you and you’ll be home
soon
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